“Wash your hands like you persuaded your husband to murder the
rightful king.” Author unknown, but it inspired me.
“Wash your hands like the cops are at the door.”
“Wash your hands like you're working in a beryllium lab.”
“Wash your hands like you just met a dog for the first time.”
“Wash your hands like you just watched Contagion.”
Some mispronunciations and other things you shouldn't confuse:
Corona Virus - they haven't sold it since the late 1990s, and it was
fairly horrible then.
Coroner Virus - with your last breath, you sign your own death
certificate. Make sure you put down “natural causes”, it's a lot less
trouble that way.
Corinna Virus - gets the parrot first. Eois imitatrix ales ab Indis /
Occidit.
Karen, a Virus - she's done her rehab and she's ready to be a useful
part of society again.
CORVID-19 - Nevermore!
(The CORVID and Coroner mispronunciations in particular make me feel
as though I'm in a tin-eared YA dystopia. Where are the two hawt babes
vying for my favours, eh?)
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