Some trailers I've seen recently, and my thoughts on them. (Links are
to youtube.)
Pandemic: because
first-person view worked so well for Doom (the film, rather than the
game). Like watching someone else play a game for a couple of hours,
with videogame-grade acting to boot.
Green Room: oh, right,
zombie redneck torture family. Oh well. Imogen Poots is better than
this, and looks as if she'll be clearly the best thing in it.
Me Before You: well,
the whole film's right here in the trailer, and there are clearly not
going to be any surprises. So all it's got to lift it out of the sea
of other films like it is the performances. Will they be enough?
They're mildly appealing, I suppose.
Get a Job: the leads
just look unappealing to me. If the film's got something to say then
that may overcome the problem, but it'll need to take steps to engage
my sympathy. (That the film's also been sitting on a shelf for four
years waiting to be released also isn't a good sign.)
Miles Ahead:
beautifully shot, and if I liked the music more I'd probably be all
over this. Alas, for me Miles Davis is an example of throwing
discipline to the wind in favour of self-expression and indeed
self-indulgence.
Stealing Cars: nasty
people are nasty and demand Respect. Is there more to it than just
another bildungsroman?
The Driftless Area:
Romantic drama rather than comedy? That's something we don't see much
of these days. Excellent cast too.
The Jungle Book:
Even further from the original than the last time Disney did it. I
quite like the original. Why not make a film about talking animals and
not claim it's based on a book?
High-Rise: now we see a
"proper" trailer, and I think they're still getting this right. No
real plot details beyond "this is meant to be a really great place,
but things are going wrong". Visually excellent. Definitely on my list
to watch.
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates:
perversely enough, the fact that the women are even more horrible than
the men makes this appeal to me. So often we see relationships painted
as "men want to have fun, women are sensible" (or, more rarely, "women
want to have fun and men are mostly there as lust-objects"); this
seems to grasp vaguely towards the idea that both men and women
can have fun at the same time. Even if the men are dudebro idiots.
Hardcore Henry: two
first-person-view trailers in the same month? This one looks slightly
more self-aware (a comment on the traditional silent protagonist), but
I'm not sure I could watch more than a few minutes of first-person
action that I wasn't controlling; I can't when it's computer games.
The opening is quite promising, but after that it looks as though the
wife is literally locked in a box at the end of the level. So sorry,
the princess is in another secret facility.
The Purge - Election Year:
people said good things about the second of these, but whether it's of
any interest to me will depend on the balance of satire versus gore.
This looks mostly like gore.
Equals: looks like a
higher-budget version of Equilibrium. That's not necessarily a bad
thing. Doesn't give much away beyond that, and I think it's fair.
Our Kind of Traitor:
there's very little clue here as to the talk/action balance. I
suspect, this being based on le Carré, it'll be mostly talk. I'm not
generally a fan, but it might work.
The Darkness: maybe
it'll transcend the genre horror box, but I don't think so. When your
child Goes Wrong, it's obviously because of something supernatural,
not something you've done or something going wrong in his life that he
doens't want to tell you about.
Criminal: looks
distressingly like a variant of Self/less with more explosions (though
not a lot more explosions: three different bits of that submarine
missile launch footage get used in different places in the trailer).
Still, maybe the explosions will be pretty.
Mr. Right: action
romcom? Well, that's at least slightly off the tracks that have been
worn miles deep by now. Looks rather fun, actually.
The Huntsman Winter's War:
I like the mirror! And I've heard vaguely positive things about the
original, though I haven't seen it. Mostly this looks pretty, but it
does look very pretty.
Cabin Fever:
for a moment I thought this might be making the horror a real human
horror, but no, it's just another spam in a can of the sort that The
Cabin in the Woods rendered entirely obsolete. Oh, so the horror is a
disease rather than Zombie Redneck Torture Family? That really doesn't
make a difference.
Mother's Day: all the
romantic comedy clichés, only with Female Bonding rather than mating
dances. May hugely appeal to people other than me.
Ukraine Is Not A Brothel:
serious points to be made, but can it resist the urge to exploitation?
I hope so.
Sing: so basically it's
Pop Idol/X Factor/etc., only animated? Fair enough. But will the
people who tune in to the competition shows be happy with cartoon
characters, who don't really regard this as their only chance of
ever having anything important in their lives?
Bastille Day: is it
just me, or is this just another mismatched buddy cop/criminal film?
That's not necessarily a bad thing, and the leads are appealing, but
I'm bored with the template.
Nina Forever: zombie
film as high art? Or as low comedy? Might be pretty decent.
Hyena Road:
a "these people play both sides" story in the mould of Good Morning
Vietnam, but looks potentially well-made.
Identicals: there's
science fiction that explores an interesting idea, and there's science
fiction that subordinates everything to a heavy-handed moral message.
This smells like the latter, but it might surprise me.
The Preppie:
and I'm supposed to feel sympathetic with this guy? The trailer gives
me no reason to care. "I did it for her" as if that were a good reason.
A Country Called Home:
is it enough that this standard-looking bildungsroman is about a young
woman rather than a young man?
Born to Be Blue:
another jazz biopic? Well, these things do happen (see the Year of the
Robin Hoods).
I Am Wrath: John
Travolta doesn't do that stuff any more. But a bad man kills his wife!
So he's entirely justified in killing all the bad men. See, we have
moral depth! Also a strip club scene.
Pete's Dragon: will
depend heavily on the quality of the child actor.
Dheepan: I pity the
poor immigrant, as they say. Not my usual sort of thing, but there's
something about these faces that seems appealing.
The Light Between Oceans:
the trailer offers a lovely setup but a boring-looking story to follow
it.
Maggie's Plan: I don't
do comedy much, but this is an excellent cast and an unusual premise
so I may well give it a go.
Precious Cargo: another
criminal who Doesn't Do That Stuff Any More until his wife is
threatened. Ho hum. The action looks good but I do demand a bit more
motivation these days.
The Man Who Knew Infinity:
I suppose it's about time for a Ramanujan biopic (what with Hawking
and Turing having been done), but this looks like a very heavy-handed
Racism Bad message. If there's a bit more subtlety to it, maybe.
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