Some trailers I've seen recently, and my thoughts on them. (Links are
to youtube. Opinions are thoroughly personal.)
This has been a surprisingly sparse month for new trailers: only
23, compared with 30 last January.
Leap! (aka Ballerina):
burning stereotypes, in particular since being a ballerina has been
pretty clichéd as the pinnacle of female ambition for a while now; but
I find it difficult to be sympathetic to American animation anyway,
because the vocal styles that the actors use just rub me the wrong
way, so there may be virtue to this that I'm not seeing.
I Am Not Your Negro: is
there anyone who doesn't know this stuff already? People don't change
their minds any more, if they ever did.
All Nighter: elevates
"dad hates the new boyfriend" cliché to a whole new level of direness
by removing the woman from the story entirely: it's all about the
MENZ, didn't you know?
Cult of Chucky: can you
really call it "all-new" when it's not only derivative but explicitly
and overtly derivative?
Spin Out: generic rodeo
love story, only with cars. In Australia. Actually looks as though it
might be vaguely amusing, as long as they don't take it too seriously.
XX: a shame that the
female directors need to resort to this sort of gimmick; horror
anthologies very rarely work well. Still, maybe a little bit less
clichéd than the usual.
Chocolat: Oscar season
is here all right. Might be good, but seems very heavy-handed.
CHiPs: so the few
people who remember the TV series (1977-1983) at all fondly will be
hacked off because it's been turned into a generic comedy, and
everyone else will say "why should I care about some show old people
talk about". But someone thought this would make money. Someone
genuinely thought this would be popular. They may even be right, and
that scares me.
Ali: the subject
doesn't interest me, and of course he will be portrayed as perfect
because he's only recently dead. May work for people who aren't me.
Wilson: generic
neuroticism, by someone other than Woody Allen.
I Am Michael: yeah, but
we know that all the people who preach "ex-gay" stuff are lying for
personal gain, no matter how you try to twist a religious fiction into
supporting it. So why do we care that this particular liar was a liar?
The Nut Job 2 - Nutty by Nature:
written, filmed and acted by machines. Cut out the middle-human and
let the machines watch it too.
The Ottoman Lieutenant (Teaser)
this trailer makes it look like a very standard historical romance
with mild action. It's an interesting period, but will it get away
from the clichéd tropes of this sort of thing?
Colossal:
it's a good conceit, but is it a good enough conceit to carry a
feature-length film? Even if Anne Hathaway is remarkably cute?
Battle for Incheon - Operation Chromite:
not a style of film that gets made much any more; will a modern
audience be interested in their grandfathers' or great-grandfathers'
war? Can Liam Neeson look any more like Nic Cage with a hangover?
Brimstone: Mia
Wasikowska backed out of this after seeing the script, and my word
she's been in some pretty bad films. Grungy exploitation, not for me.
We Don't Belong Here:
is it a relationship drama or a things go horribly wrong with gunfire
pic? It's both! With bonus exploitation yay.
My Cousin Rachel: what
a tedious version of Wicked Game on the soundtrack! If this
follows the book, it will spend its entire running time teasing the
reader over whether Rachel is the angel she appears to be or a
conniving devil (because all women are one of those two things)… and
then wimp out and not even bother to resolve that point. (And there
was already a film shortly after the book came out, triple Oscar
nominated, with Richard Burton and Olivia de Havilland, whom I'd much
rather watch than these nonentities.)
Lowriders: will he
throw away his life as a graffiti artist, or throw away his life
ruining perfectly good cars? Oh the tension.
In Dubious Battle:
sure, a message that needs to be repeated, but Steinbeck? And so
thuddingly obvious? Will all the strikers be angels and all the bosses
devils, as it appears here, or will there actually be some subtlety?
(Fat chance.)
Their Finest: heh, for
once Senate House is actually used correctly rather than as "generic
looming building" – it actually was the headquarters of the Ministry
of Information throughout the war. Good to see Gemma Arterton, whom
I've always rated as deserving a bit better than Generic Hot Chick,
with a meatier role. It'll be heavy-handed, of course, but might
nonetheless be enjoyable.
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