The revived show continues, with a shorter six-episode season.
It was broadcast all in one go as the Turkey Day Marathon on 22
November 2018, and insofar as the wrapper skits have a plot, it's one
ongoing one: Kinga Forrester and TV's Son of TV's Frank want to drive
Jonah and the bots thoroughly mad with a six-film marathon, presumably
to have them complaisant for the live tour. Not that it really
matters.
Overall Jonah is OK but uninspired, while Felicia Day is clearly
having a great time. There's nothing here that's a truly outstanding
episode for me, but they're all enjoyable.
Mac and Me
It's often hard work to get through this one. (Possibly because it was
designed from the start to be a merchandising opportunity, to cash in
on the ideas of E.T. "for a new generation" six years later; truly
enjoyable bad film tends in my experience to happen when someone has a
Vision.) But the crew do a decent job making what they can of it.
Atlantic Rim
An Asylum film in their "really not trying" mode, obviously a ripoff
of Pacific Rim – with a bunch of familiar faces if you've seen any
other Asylum productions. Probably the best of the films here, which
isn't much of a recommendation; but while the action is all CGI, it
does at least make it clear that it's action. (The acting, on the
other hand, could have been done rather better with CGI.)
Lords of the Deep
A Roger Corman cheapie from 1989, in the wake of The Abyss,
Leviathan and DeepStar Six (well, I'm not sure about the last of
those, but having watched this I'm sure he saw the other two). The
bits stolen from other films are quite enjoyable, but mostly this is
an exercise in how chopping apart a film and remaking it with lesser
actors may get you something you can show, but isn't really a route to
success.
This shot is not… grate.
The Day Time Ended
The least directly-derivative of the lot, this is a Charles Band film…
without puppets. Mostly. There are shades of Mac and Me in that it
puts the children in the foreground, and like most child actors
they're profoundly unconvincing. The basic problem, though, is that
it's just a random collection of ideas which make no sense together
(and this is effectively parodied in the season's best song), and
indeed none of the action on the screen makes any difference to the
ending.
"A binary supernova, a simultaneous explosion of three giant stars."
Killer Fish
This one's clearly inspired by Piranha, but it starts off as a heist
film; then the mastermind dumps the loot in a piranha-infested
reservoir because, er, look over there, with a plan to come back for
it, somehow, and later on everyone gets stuck on a sinking boat… Only
the one major scuba-diving sequence, helped along with a song, but
lots of twists and turns that are probably meant to be dramatic if
only any of the characters actually engaged our sympathy.
Italian-French-Brazilian co-production, a sure sign of quality, and a
just-post-Six Million Dollar Man Lee Majors doing his best Steve
McQueen in the lead. (It's not terribly good.)
"The best way to attract Lady Luck, my friend, is to act like you
don't need her."
Smooth!
"Just like any other lady."
Douche!
Ator, the Fighting Eagle
The sequel, as The Cave Dwellers, was parodied back in season 3, but
this is the first Ator film, very clearly ripping off Conan the
Barbarian. Only with minimal budget, and it rapidly becomes apparent
that there aren't any building exteriors apart from the occasional
hut; so lots of people seem to live in caves, and we often jump
between wooded countryside and indoor sets. Miles O'Keeffe is, well,
everyone who's worked with him says he's a really nice guy, and that
should count for something, right? Even Laura Gemser is wasted, as a
seductive witch.
The spider-god is particularly impressive in that there was no money
for a body, just legs.
Run into the twig hut, that'll stop them!
This may be the best of the episodes, but they're all reasonably
enjoyable. I don't suppose this season would drag a new fan into the
show, though.
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