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I Spy an Alien, Jenny Schwartz 16 January 2026

2023 SF, second of a loose series. Elif Moora hosts the interview vlog The Human Eye, introducing the rest of Universal Society to the human viewpoint. Then her latest subject proves intriguing, not to mention involved in other things…

This short novel took me nearly two weeks to finish: I'd pick it up, read a page or two, and set it aside from tedium. (And I have enjoyed many books that other people find boring.) This is the first book by Schwartz I've read which doesn't follow her recent pattern (heroine is a medic, mage or both; hero is military) and it just didn't seem to have much to say to me.

Kirk is a Pict, a teleporting blue-skinned humanoid (and yes, it's implied that they did indeed visit historical Earth, though nothing is ever done with this), who tries to put off Elif because he's terribly manly and doing dangerous things and so on. We're told she's falling in love with him, but even from her first-person narrative I saw very little sign of anything beyond physical attraction, or of his having any interest in returning the feelings, at least prior to the obligatory happy ending.

Meanwhile there's a complicated criminal conspiracy to deal with, but rather than the usual reasoning process, there's wild speculation in order to build something consistent with the evidence, which turn turns out to be right. It's like seeing the answer "5" and deciding that the question must be "3²-2²", but because God likes you that turns out to be what the question actually was.

Combine that with Schwartz's tendency to leave the end-of-plot violence off-stage, and I at least felt neither narrative tension nor involvement with the characters. There's some philosophising about the nature of Universal Society, but we learned in book one that the good bit was a thin patina over the capitalists grabbing whatever they wanted, and it hasn't stopped being that here. Bits of technology pop out of nowhere when the plot needs them.

I've liked most of the other Schwartz I've read, but I honestly can't recommend this book to anyone.

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