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Notes From Small Planets, Nate Crowley 09 January 2026

2018 comedy, a guide your travels in the worlds of bad speculative fiction.

Which of course puts it squarely trying to fill the shoes of The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, and Crowley is no Diana Wynne Jones. However, he's trying to stick more firmly the the travel guide format (with sections like "When to Visit" and "Can't-Miss Experiences"), and he covers several worlds: Mittelvelde the genre fantasy, Eroica City where the superheroes are, Spume the pirate world, Chugholme (which would have been the steampunk world but is cut short because of its recent collapse), Grondorra the planetary romance world, Mundania and Whimsicalia the Harry Potter clone, and Wasteland the generic post-apocalypse (including Mad Max, The Terminator and The Hunger Games, as well as the halo of imitations of each).

Each in turn has fun poked at it more or less successfully. Sometimes it's heavy-handed:

Fysteros is a grim, dark land isolated from the rest of Mittelvelde, comprising seven human-only kingdoms, whose inhabitants spend all their time squabbling over a metal chair. And with the coffers of the ruling houses so exhausted by constant war, you can be sure it's packed with tourist-traps.

Sometimes it's rather more engaging, as when the conversation in footnotes between Floyd Watt the happy-go-lucky writer and Eliza Salt his editor makes it clear that, for example, the Bison King only won the last war with the Orcs thanks to Floyd's shipping him a load of assault rifles, and the orcs are now evidently enslaved, though in ways that won't impact the tourist trade. Similarly, the "heroes" of Eroica City are the ones with corporate sponsorship, and anyone who tries actually to help the poor is a villain; and the real conflict in Mundania/Whimsicalia is between the wizards who are determined to keep all the benefits of magic to themselves and the mundanes who will do anything to get the secrets from them. And of course there's the whole question of what the elves are up to.

As a result there are many tonal shifts and this doesn't fit easily into either comedy or serious fiction. Perhaps it might have worked better as one or the other. As it is I found it a slightly odd reading experience.

Some of the parodies work better than others for me: for example Mittelvelde is an effective parody of many sorts of bad fantasy, while Mundania/Whimsicalia is pretty much tied to Harry Potter specifically, which I only know about by others talking about it.

Slight but fun; it holds out the occasional promise of being something rather more, but rarely follows through.

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