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The Ice Pirates (1984) 20 January 2026

1984 SF comedy, dir. Stewart Raffill, Robert Urich, Mary Crosby: IMDb. When water is the most precious substance in the universe, of course there will be those who steal it.

This is a film I found more or less by accident, I think perhaps shown on TV in the days when I was recording films on videotape. And it's basically just what I want out of a space adventure film.

This originated as a more serious script by Stanford Sherman (writer of Krull) called The Water Planet; MGM had bought it, but were having financial problems, so asked Raffill it he could make it on the cheap. He agreed, if he could rewrite it to be more comic. And, in an era when most SF filmmakers were ripping off either Star Wars or Alien depending on tone, he had the sense to rip off classic pirate films instead.

Robert Urich mostly had a TV career, but appeared in three significant films; his biggest role was probably as one of the dodgy cops in Magnum Force (1973). Mary Crosby also mostly worked on TV; this is probably her most prominent film role, and frankly I think both of them should have gone on to bigger things. Michael D. Roberts, who made a career out of bit parts in film and TV, similarly deserves much better.

I get the feeling that Anjelica Huston doesn't include this film on her CV these days. This was the year before her breakout role in Prizzi's Honor. And Ron Perlman as Zeno, in his second film after Quest for Fire, is basically big. And John Carradine as the Supreme Commander plays his one scene from a bed, and pretty much was that ill.

It's silly, but keeps moving. It's sometimes sophomoric, but the characters take it seriously, and that makes it work. If the futuristic city long-shots remind you of Logan's Run (1976), that's because that's where they came from.

This film has low ambitions, but it achieves them with gusto.

I talk about this film further on Ribbon of Memes.

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