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We Are Legion (We Are Bob), Dennis Taylor 12 March 2026

2016 SF, first of what was announced as a trilogy but is now up to five volumes. Bob Johansson has just sold his software company and is looking forward to a life of leisure. Then he gets hit by a car. Good thing he'd signed up for cryonics that morning…

So we're immediately in fantasy territory, though somehow I suspect Taylor doesn't think so. But in any case Bob wakes up to find himself (a) property, (b) a computer program, and (c) with the choice of running the first interstellar von Neumann probe for the theocracy that's taken over the USA, or being deleted.

Oh and by the way they casually invented a reactionless drive and a way to fuel it indefinitely, though they don't seem to have thought of doing anything else with it.

This is a strange book. It has many of the trappings of science fiction, but compared with the Good Stuff (the most recent example I've read being Elizabeth Bear's Machine) it's all very basic. There really aren't any challenging ideas here. Lots of people have written about mind uploading, and whether a copy of your personality record is "really you" (answer: the question is meaningless, either both things that think they are you "really are" or neither is, but you can't tell the difference anyway); lots of people have written about interstellar probes and colonisation. At times it's trying to be an engineer with a wrench story as Bob casually solves all the problems he encounters, but it's never interested enough to dig down into the details.

All right, Taylor doesn't really speak spaceflight. If you are steadily decelerating in order to come to rest in a target solar system, suddenly boosting your thrust does not make you arrive earlier. And if you drop off subcraft behind you, to coast while you keep decelerating, they will not gradually get further behind you. As I got further into this book, I got a feeling I last had reading Ernest Cline's Armada: Bob's science-fictional vocabulary is all Star Wars and Star Trek, rather than anything a bit more crunchy and less willing to bend physics for the sake of plot.

But also, all the copies of Bob have divergent personalities, and nobody cares enough to try to work out why that might be. (And yet Bob, under various names, is basically the only character here.)

There's an ongoing fight against another von Neumann probe fleet, and the remnants of humanity on Earth to rescue after they nuked their planet to uninhabitability, and an early stone age alien race to mentor, and shiny tech to build and improve, and somehow none of it ever engaged me. Which it really should have. And to cap it all, the book just suddenly ends, with basically nothing resolved, not even at the low level that one expects of the first book of a trilogy.

It's not bad enough to be classed as In Brief Avoid but it left an aspartame-like taste in my mind and I don't plan to read more in the series.

See also:
Armada, Ernest Cline
Machine, Elizabeth Bear

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