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Tech Support Ties 14 July 2026

When I was working for that large ISP's tech support department, it was a strictly telephone job.

That was fair enough; a good half of the problems were people not being able to get on-line at all (this was after all in 1998), and sending a letter would have been too slow. But we were definitely never supposed to be seen by the public.

And therefore there was no reason other than managerial whim for the dress code, which was "either shirt with collar and tie, or company sweatshirt". And you could only get the company sweatshirt after you'd been there three months.

I hadn't heard of malicious compliance in those days, but that was what effectively I did: I scoured charity shops for the loudest ties I could find. Nobody on the job had time to look at anyone else anyway, but the supervisors winced every time they walked through that part of the room.

I still have many of them.

In the last week (before I moved over to Network Operations, which was better paid, more interesting, and much closer to home) I used a strip of chainmail that a friend had found surplus to requirements for the hauberk he was making. Yes, one can (or I could, with a bit of practice) knot this into a half Windsor. It was heavy, but thoroughly worth it.

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  1. Posted by Chris at 11:03am on 14 July 2026

    I am slightly disappointed that the "1920s Woman With Alsatian" tie wasn't at the front when you took that photograph; very Dornford Yates, that one.

  2. Posted by Owen Smith at 12:48pm on 14 July 2026

    In my entire career as a software engineer there has never been a dress code at any of my jobs. But if there had been I would have refused to comply, and probably not taken the job. I detest having things tied around my neck. It's really weird that a large ISP tech support department would have a dress code.

  3. Posted by RogerBW at 01:51pm on 14 July 2026

    Chris: it had got to the back of the rack

    Owen: this tie alone justifies all my efforts.

  4. Posted by John Dallman at 07:57pm on 14 July 2026

    Tech Support at my workplace used to feel they needed ties. I never understood that. One of them had several Looney Tunes merchandising ties. They have plastic bits for cartoon character eyes and limbs. He noticed me staring in disbelief and asked what I thought of it?

    "Seems like a good membersip badge for the 'No taste at all club' ... did I say that out loud?"

  5. Posted by DrBob at 04:00pm on 15 July 2026

    Back when I worked at the BBC, a young lad turned up to do his 2 weeks of work experience in a suit and tie. And looked at all of us and said "You don't wear suits?". The executive producer replied "This is the BBC Natural History Unit. We don't do smart. We do scruffy." I think the dress code was no-one was allowed to wear shorts in summer until the head of department did, and no bare feet in the canteen.

  6. Posted by John P at 11:06pm on 15 July 2026

    I think you should make the effort to be smartly dressed at least for your first week in a job.

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